Alas Cruel Fate

I’ve been tagged by Hedgewitch! Here are the rules:

Rules are:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

I did this once, not too long ago, but I bet I can come up with more odd tidbits about myself. Here goes.

1. I try to eat real food most of the time, but when I’m depressed I crave Velveeta Deluxe Shells and Cheese in a most intense and shameful way.

2. When I was about 5 years old I got lost in Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland, and a nice shop lady found me sobbing amongst the personalized ornaments, took me to the office, and paged “the parents of the little girl with brown hair and green numbers on her t-shirt.” I was, apparently, too hysterical to utter a coherent sentence. I was also never so happy to see my father in all my life. The entire episode probably lasted all of 10 minutes, but I was traumatized for weeks.

3. I like girl pirates. A lot.

4. I’m beginning to think chickens are my favorite animal. I love them perhaps more than is rational.

5. I swear in front of my step kids. A lot. They seem to find it amusing.

6. The hubster and I have a tendency to break in to spontaneous back to back booty shaking when we are in the kitchen together. There is a reason we only do it in our kitchen. But when the kids are teenagers, we will have an excellent threat: “If you don’t get home on time, we will come to your next school dance and do the booty dance. Mwa ha ha ha ha …”

7. I’ve never had poison ivy. I don’t feel like I’m missing anything.

Now for my seven victims:

1. Luminosities

2. Gypsy

3. The Lizziebean

4. Mama Ain’t Happy . . .

5. Kathleen (paybacks my dear!)

6. Steph

and last but not least,

7. IndigoLuna

I feel so evil now . . .